Thursday, July 22, 2010

My Mr. Harrison 2

So I made my way outside where the Doorman hailed a yellow cab for me. I arrived at my Harlem apartment and hurried to shower and get ‘so fresh and so clean’ for what was about to transpire. My cell phone starts buzzing out of control and I see it Mr. Harrison. “Hey sexy, are you ready for me?” says Mr. Harrison. “I was born ready” I replied followed by a naughty giggle. “So buzz me in” he replies as the downstairs bell goes off. I ring him in and wait at the door, I hear his footsteps and open the door to let him in. Once the door closes and locks behind him he gives me a big hug lifting me up off the ground just the way I like. I get him a cold beverage out of the fridge and follow him into the room which I have made sure is set up just right for tonight’s events.


After some small talk I put on some music, a little R&B. I see the light on my Blackberry blinking as we are getting into the mix of things but I ignore it because what’s going on between us cannot be disturbed. Moments later when we are in the grips of something explosive we hear very loud knocking on the door. So loud it seems like whoever it is, is about to huff and puff and blow the whole apartment down. I rush to mute the music, and we look at each other in confusion. “I’m not expecting anyone” I whisper to him. “Check your phone”, he replies. I pick up my Blackberry only to see countless missed calls and text messages from my crazy Ex-boyfriend Lamont.

Lamont broke up with me and moved out of my place weeks ago. However, he doesn’t seem to want to allow me to move on from him because he is constantly calling me and mysteriously popping up everywhere I go. “I think that’s Lamont” I whispered to Mr. Harrison. “What are you going to do?” he whispers back. I knew no matter what, if I opened that door all hell would break loose so that was out of the question. Calling him back was also not a good idea b/c then he would hear himself knocking on the door over the phone. I only had one option, and that would be to stay quiet and ignore Lamont till he gets tired enough to leave. So I pressed the power button on the phone, almost instantaneously Mr. Harrison pulls the comforter off the bed lays it across the carpet between the bed and the entertainment system. Without words we go back to what we were so rudely interrupted from and the rest of the night was perfect.

So this concludes this episode of Thirsty Thursdays stay tuned next week for a new episode and more crazy antics.

-soviscious-